Lies I Was Taught in the Mormon Church
I brainstormed for 15 minutes and came up with this list. I'm sure there are many more.....
- Black people were not valiant in the pre-existence.
I was taught that Black People are lucky they even got to be born.
- Joseph Smith never practiced polygamy.
- Brigham Young did everything he could to prosecute the killers in Mountain Meadows Massacre.
- Gay people choose to be gay.
- Mary had sex with God in Heaven.
- People with mental illness are possessed by the Devil.
- The Second Coming of Jesus would be in the Year 2000.
- Mormons didn’t practice polygamy after 1890.
They Still Seals Men to Two Wives
- So many young ladies had to be polygamous wives in the 1800’s because the men died in wars.
- I would probably end up living in Jackson County, Missouri.
- The earth is only six thousand years old.
- Evolution is a lie
- Dinosaur bones were put on Earth by the Devil.
- The Church has the Gold Plates and Sword of Laban in its vaults.
- The sealed portion of the Golden Plates would be released any day.
- I was one of the greatest generals in the War in Heaven.
- Brigham Young mostly just married widows.
- African people weren’t prepared enough to handle the priesthood.
- The temple would be an amazing experience.
- Masturbation will make me turn gay.
- Bishops can read my mind.
- All my tithing goes to building churches and temples
- The RLDS church was led by the Devil.
- The church had secret missionaries in China
- Women should not wear makeup or dye their hair.
- Angels helped push the handcarts
- The Book of Mormon is the most perfect book on Earth
- The Book of Abraham was written by Abraham and translated by Joseph Smith
- The devil ruled the waters
- All the Indians were Lamanites.
- Joseph translated the Book of Mormon using the Urim and Thummim
- There had been no changes in the temple ceremony
- The Masons got their ceremony from looking through windows at Solomon’s Temple
- People leave the Mormon church because they want to sin.
- It will be proven that coffee is as bad as smoking
Some people will go to Hell because they can't quit drinking coffee.
- The Catholic church is run by the devil
- Archaeologists have tons of proof of the Book of Mormon
- God’s doctrine never changes
- Anything not written by the church is Anti - Mormon.
- The Holy Ghost is a better witness than logic.
- Church leaders are not paid
- Christ walks the halls of the temple with the Prophet.
- The Earth was completely covered by water in Noah's Flood.
- The Tower of Babel is real and historical.
Pretty Cool Tower
- Using contraception is a violation of the commandments.
- The idea that Eskimos came over an ice- bridge from Asia were lies to keep us from believing the Book of Mormon.